pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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