Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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