what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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