I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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