This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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