just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cockslap morals
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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