She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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