so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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