I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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