I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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