my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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