There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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