I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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