And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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