They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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