Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
