Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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