Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
