How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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