I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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