Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The air was thick with penises
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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