Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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