Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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