Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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