he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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