That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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