Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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