someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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