That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i will never coherently bang her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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