running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So squirting runs in the family.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
