I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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