I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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