i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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