oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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