Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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