Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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