He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
