just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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