K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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