Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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