This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he just fucked me for my cheese..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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