Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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