I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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