Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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