I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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