i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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