If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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