If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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