U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
