if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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