spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
