i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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