you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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