Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
